GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

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American doctor


While surfing on the Internet, I found the following joke:

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person put it in another and have him looking for work in four
weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in
the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for
war."